Axolotl Eft

Summon your axolotl eft minion. Because there truly is nothing more adorable than an oddly Lalafellin face on the body of a moist, frilled salamander.

The retainer who reeled in this specimen claims it is the fabled hundred-eyed axolotl, but at a glance it is short at least ninety-eight. Nor would the man say where he found the creature. For now, it shall be called an “axolotl eft” until such time as naturalists decide what it actually is.